Our friend, our brother, tirelessly walking the streets of Portland to spread his word of how the world MUST CHANGE in order to survive. Urban Scout is many things: the unofficial mayor of primitive portland, punk rock star and icon, and blog maven, but most of all, Urban Scout is a hero to thousands. TrackersNW is proud to help and host Urban Scout in his efforts to save the world (or a select few who will carry on in a Mad Max like post-apocalyptic future).
Urban Scout’s Rewiding “Survival Basics” is a class held for three Sundays every month, taught by local celebrity primitive skills artist Urban Scout. Classes run from 12pm-4pm. Each class costs $25 dollars. Students must be at least 14 to attend unless attended with a parent. The Sunday school works great for people with busy schedules. Classes are set at an introductory level for those with little survival skills. Scout limits the number of students to 10 per class. Despite it’s name, it has no religious ties, though Scout has been known to get a little preachy about the unsustainability of civilization sometimes!
Many people have a difficult time understanding the differences between horticulture and agriculture. This may occur because some agricultural strategies cross over into horticultural strategies. Linguistically the term agriculture comes from the combination of the Latin words agri (field) and cultura (cultivation). Horticulture comes from the combination of the Latin words hortus (garden) and cultura. Cultivating a field vs. cultivating a garden. We can see the implications of agriculture’s mono-cropping primary succession plant obsession in its very origin. We can also see the implications of horticulture’s diversity of plants and smaller-scale style through its origins.
“Federal officials have called for killing about 30 sea lions near Bonneville Dam each year to keep them from gobbling a rising share of Northwest salmon that the government spends millions of dollars to protect.”
- The Oregonian Friday, January 18, 2008
Dear salmon. I have a confession to make. When I worked as a production assistant for television commercials, a friend called me for a job… on a political campaign advertisement.
This week I mostly did odd jobs, had meetings with grant foundations, volunteered to do a little building at the TrackersNW Headquarters (aka the “Scout Pit”). But the rewild camp at Porcupine Palace definitely high-lighted my week!
Self-serving new-age nihilistic pseudo-hippie/yuppie quack-opportunist poseur-hipster-douchebag green-capitalist-bastard egotistical-celebrity-anarchist tool that gives everyone douchechills with a BS agenda, a trust fund from granny, and an obsession with publicity.
A poster of Meta-filter asked the question: Urban Scout, sincere crusader for sustainability or poseur-hipster-douchebag?
Much of what I do involves performance art, so you could label me a poseur. I dress in (what I think look like) hip clothes, so you could call me a hipster. I often make egotistical jokes about myself and others, I could see why someone would call me a douchebag. On top of that I sincerely teach rewilding skills to people and educate people on the ills of agriculture. My life revolves around teaching sustainability. So you could call me a sincere crusader for sustainability. Can’t I have all of these qualities simultaneously? This “one or the other” mentality reflects back to artistotles “is” of identity; you can only “be” A or B, not both.
This question (although intellectually incoherent) haunts me because of the sheer number of people who attack me using this aristolian logic. Most often people say that I “talk” more than I “walk” without thinking about the importance and need for talking about things. People need to understand this stuff. I sacrifice my own relationship with nature by sitting inside thinking and writing so that people will learn why civilization doesn’t work and what does work. I get off on thinking about this stuff and writing so I don’t think of myself as a martyr. It just really upsets me when people don’t see the value of talking about things. I keep talking because of the shit I see in the media projecting a fucked up world view.
George Bush Jr. said during his State of the Union Address:
America is leading the fight against global hunger. Today, more than half the world’s food aid comes from the United States. And tonight, I ask Congress to support an innovative proposal to provide food assistance by purchasing crops directly from farmers in the developing world, so we can build up local agriculture and help break the cycle of famine. (Audience Applause.) [emphasis added]
This week I have spent a lot of time devoted to finding a job. Craigslist.org makes me laugh. I have submitted several different resumes to many different companies. At times like this, when I practically feel like I need to beg someone for a job, I realize that a degree proves the most important thing you need to beg for a job. I don’t need a degree as an entrepreneur, but I sure as hell need one if I plan to work as someone elses bitch. Since I have done a little begging lately, I kinda wish I had one… But than again I can always lie about it and not have those lousy student loans to pay off. Lying seems like a much cheaper solution.
I owe almost everything I know about rewilding language to my friend, author and teacher Willem Larsen from the College of Mythic Cartography, from the day he introduced me to “ePrime” to more currently as his obsession with animist languages sends reverberations through the rewilding community with his invention of “ePrimitive” an even further in depth attempt at rewilding English. No one has done a more thorough investigation and experimentation into this than Willem Larsen. No one. We all owe him a great deal of gratitude. I feel honored to have helped Willem get his thoughts in this first ever accumulated work.
The Preface of the Preface AKA: The Trite, Obligatory Mention of My Own Humility
I didn’t write this book to change minds. I didn’t write this book to open peoples eyes to the ills of civilization. I didn’t write it to wake anyone up or turn anyone on to rewilding. I wrote it as a chronicle of my own reconnaissance into the anti-civilization, pro-indigenous mindset. I didn’t write it as “the word” of rewilding. This book will make great toilet paper or kindling when or if you finish it. In fact, please burn this book when you finish and keep on rewilding in your own way. My only intention with this book involves sharing my experiences and thoughts on rewilding in attempt at bringing light on elements of rewilding that some may not have seen.
The thoughts in this book reflect my current level of experience and collection of evidence. My thoughts on these topics will most likely change over time with new experiences and different pieces of evidence. Upon reading this 10 years from now, I may slap my forehead at the stupidity of my youthful ideology… Though I hope not. I hope I still see these ideas as the foundations of our collective feral future.
There, I’ve tooted my humility horn enough for you to understand that I have no ego…
Blah Blah, that said, I have gleaned a lot of information and had countless experiences with rewilding in my life. Though I don’t claim expertise, but I will stake my claim of experience that I do have! This book works as a tally of my experience and accumulated thoughts on rewilding. Love it and leave it for something more. I know I will.
I have finally done it. I have triumphed every local paper in Portland; the Willamette Week, the Portland Mercury, The Oregonian, and now finally at long last, the Portland Tribune. Read it here.
As the third world crumbles and resources run scarce, we see modern innovations taking hold there that most likely will reach us as collapse hastens. The Rocket Stove most likely will prove one of these inventions. Time to retrofit your house for apocalyptic living.
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