Of course it’s okay for a women to love X guys at once

Wow, 10 guys?! I’d pay to see that.

The “L” word doesn’t leave my mouth until I really know someone.

Damn! 50 people at once? I don’t think I’d worry about getting to know them all if there are 50.

Wait… You guys were using Roman numerals, right? Oh, my bad.

I’m all for Polyandry but only if it involves me and more chicks, not dudes

That would by polygyny, not polyandry. “Andros” = dude; “Gyn” = chick. Unless you’re talking about “chicks with dicks” which would probably require a lot more paleo, carb-free vodka than you previously had in mind.

But in all seriousness, if you do get the scout orgy going, give me a call.

Entertaining? What an understatement … keep it moving ….

Penny, as for Polyandry… I once convinced a group of anti-civilization people that polyandry was part of the anti-civ movement, even though I didn’t actually believe it myself. It was more of an experiment; could I make a ridiculus claim and trick people into believing it? I could! Anyway, I’m all for Polyandry but only if it involves me and more chicks, not dudes (just my personal taste, nothing wrong with it). Though a scout orgy does sound appealing… hmm… Maybe if we all got really wasted on some paleo, carb-free vodka no, no. What am I saying? I said I wouldn’t make that mistake ever again! Uh… I mean… Shhhhhh.

DeAnna, I think you’re the only one here that’s making any sense at all. You are the voice of reason from the audience of this anarchist romantic-fling turned primitivist Jerry Springer episode. Thanks for saying those things.

What!? Urby, you leave Cascadia for two days and your e-prime skillz go down the toilet!?

In any case, Rock Scout, a thick cheesy plot goes down great with a couple shots of vodka to cut the grease.

Remember: VODKA - Paleo-approved. No carbs!

It’s true, I do “go out and get drunk and have one night stands.” I had one last week And I am, “too cool” for most chicks. Though, most chicks don’t have anarcho-primitivist leanings, which to me is cooler than getting drunk and having one night stands. Though I can’t help but have similar thoughts to hers: “Her myspace says she’s 5′8 and I’m around 5′8. She’s probably too tall for me anyway, if not taller! She likes to hang out in the woods for days at a time by herself and she has a hard time talking with people. She might be too much of a recluse for my taste. Maybe we do work best as ‘creative friends.’”

And further still, maybe it is Urban Scout that has created a the psychodrama between you and Penny Scout? Perhaps you’re the innocent ones and I am the chaotic one? I mean, I do have CHAOS tattooed on my fucking arm now… it may as well stand for something!

So the plot thickens once again!

“…he’s a city boy, he goes to clubs and gets drunk and has one night stands. He might be too “cool”. That’s not the life for me. The way I see it we work best as creative friends. If I can really get to work on the Penny Scout persona who know’s maybe I can make money off of it.”

A far cry from “the man of my dreams”. Who is she fooling- Urban, Rock, or Mr. Funny Pants? What kind of psychodrama is Urban Scout walking into? Will Urban scout get fucked with, big time, by a crafty hill-billy with an infrared scope, and a heart full of jealous rage? No. This situation is ridiculous. A room full of confused innocents. Two guys in love with a beautiful woman who’s in love with two guys. That the way I see it. And thats why I’ve gotta say Rock Scout OUT.

i have been in a long distance relationship for a year with someone across the continent in another country. it’s really difficult, but he’s really worth it.

I tried and tried to think of a way to say that that didn’t sound condescending, and then I decided that giving relationship advice to a stranger is inherently condescending, so there’s really no way to avoid it. That whole “one true love” thing happens to be one of my triggers, I suppose.

You know, it’s just that those of us who have figured out a different way (not to say better, of course) really want you to be a better person, because we care about you. Don’t think of it as criticism, just think of it as brainstorming ways that you could suck less. Because we care about you.

I am so happy for you

Go for it, be with your Penny Scout and enjoy

Just be easy … never know where you will land upon this planet

Also, make sure you read carefully what you are allowed to take aboard your flight, just take carry-ons, no check-ins, just a total waste of your precious time.

Enjoy, enjoy and more enjoy…

I love romance … this is going to be a beautiful one!!!

Hugs for the both of you

Christine

But in the meantime, a good girlfriend is gold. Enjoy!