The grand prize of the Urban Scout Madlib Contestâ„¢ goes too…Snowraven! The classic lines, “Literally fashion underpants and nipple parties to benefit your poodle? In the dungeon of rewilding? And under a ‘enema’ section? I don’t get B12. I really don’t. And I don’t want to,” Won me over. As well as your, “excessively, Douche Train.” I can’t help but hear those words ring to the music of Cat Stevens, Peace Train; “Glide on the douche train…” Though I have my doubts that nipple wasn’t intentionally placed there, I gave you all the benefit of the doubt.

I had an extremely difficult time choosing, so I have decided to give EVERYONE who entered a signed photograph of yours truly! Of course, first place still receives a framed 5X8 while everyone else will receive an unframed 4X6.

Thanks everyone for playing!

Scout

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